Ganito Ka Rin Ba
Mag-ENGLISH?
October
1996
To
Marije,
I
am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think
about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his
toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or
stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not
stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling
to their house what he go home or this or that.
And
then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then
asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it.
Thought you’re the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you
are “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Marie Chan?
Even
you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me
whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed
to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in front of
Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me
different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different
name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWEIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl.
Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.
You
can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier
that you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like
Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The
Sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You
say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And
the final is me. There you go.
My Viewpoints about
the Letter
I dare, most of us are fond of writing
different types of letter, oftentimes a friendly type. But when I first
discerned the word choices in the above letter, I can’t believe that such
letter would exist. And as I go on reading, should I say “Ah… this letter needs
to be copy read…” and that exactly how it goes.
Awesome! That was my initial feedback
about this letter. Mind you, not because of the splendid word choices, but
because of the erroneous sentence structures and language rules. In other
words, profuse wrong grammars and word choices totally congested the letter.
Well, undeniably the recipient of this letter would really have a hard time
reading and understanding what the letter is all about. In order for the addressee not to get
bewildered with this, the letter must undergone copy reading. Hopefully this
would really help me doing this since I am a copy reader of the school
publication. Providentially I was able to come up with a copy-edited letter
below. The grammars are scrutinized and corrected accordingly, the punctuations
are checked, adapted words from Filipino language were omitted and the text was
fully-furnished as a whole.
Written below is my copy-edited
version of the letter. As you can see, evidently the grammars improved and when
read, it sounds better and more pleasant that before. Although the
technicalities were corrected, the thought and essence of the letter are still
sealed with it. Hope this would help the addressee further understand the
content of the letter.
October
1996
Dear
Marije,
I’m not in one way or another
astounded about the reason why Dennis left you. There’s no other reason behind
but your plump body. At first, I was taken for granted that Dennis will be in
love with me but sooner I realized that he just cannot bear to be with you any
longer since form the very start, Dennis could not stand your course of habit of arbitrating
with his actions and activities and constantly asking where is he going.
In relation to that, he always gets
reluctant whenever I’m with him. He even asked you to work out to keep your
body fit, but you extremely abhor it, thinking that you are what Jose Marie
Chan is referring in his single “Beautiful Girl.”
Even you got the most gorgeous look (if that's what you're thinking),
you don’t have the right to call me anyway you want just to insult my
personality since I never call you that way even when Dennis is here or not.
But if that’s what you really want, well I don’t have any choice but to call
you such.
After all, there’s no any valid
reason for you to blame Dennis upon leaving you with a broken heart and having
myself as his love interest, because I am sexier that you are. And your looks
are closely similar to that of Ike Lozada if he’ll be a girl.
Love,
The
Sexiest Girl of D.M.
PS:
You
said that I have a bad breath, but whom among the two of us wanted to be kissed
by Dennis, me or you? Who else, of course that’s me. There you go.